Squatty Potty 7" White Toilet Stool for Easy Bathroom Fun

Best for: The coworker who has strong opinions about fiber.

Why this wins: It's the gift that makes the whole Christmas party groan, then quietly gets stolen twice before the swap is over.

The Squatty Potty is a 7-inch white toilet stool that puts you in a natural squat position, so bathroom trips are quicker and easier. It slides around the base of any standard toilet and is made from sturdy plastic.

As a white elephant gift, it lands somewhere between gag gift and genuinely useful, which is exactly where the best gift exchange ideas live. Everyone laughs when it's unwrapped. Somebody asks to borrow it by New Year's.